do u know how a slut sneezes?

yeah.it has been a hot issue since a girl named Mie sneezed disgustingly in front of the public.

here is the story. one day, while the whole class was paying attention, all of a sudden, she sneezed. her sneeze is totally distinct. everybody looks at her. let me give further information about the sneeze.okay.her sneeze is a combination of moan and a bit slut-like.

haahaa. can u imagine? just today, she sneezed. and i was totally laughing my arse off. well, i was not laughing obscurely. me and my homies looked at each other.man, i bet she will sneeze again tomorrow. so disgusting. even our teacher looked at her when she sneezed.

i think she just made it up. u know. just to get attention. wait, yeah, i think she is one of the least popular person in the class. some people like her think fame is better than anything else.
come on ! get a life ! if u get famous and u do things that u think is good, people would probably think oppositely. man, it sucks to be famous.

back to the topic. the way she sneezes is still fresh in my mind that i can demonstrate it to u.
its like, haccu-uih + slutty voice.hahha. other girls in the class sneeze perfectly except her.

well thats it for today. stay tuned for our upcoming issues. thank u for reading.

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